bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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