Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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