That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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