Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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