I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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