I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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