If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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