She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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