Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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