So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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