Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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