If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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