how can u be prego again
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
