he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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