so that wasnt chicken after all
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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