There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
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