I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
