$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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