Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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