Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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