quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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