Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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