windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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