It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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