You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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