Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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