I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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