Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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