Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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