In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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