He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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