yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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