we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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