yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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