i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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