talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
