ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
You are a genius and a whore.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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