Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My friends, they love my intelligence
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
are you so shy because you have an std?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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