Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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