HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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