sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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