it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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