Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Randomize
