just come out here and I will go home with you...
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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