Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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