we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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