her vagine was all disorganized.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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