I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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