I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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