The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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